My name is Maria Stensky If you’d have told me six years ago that I’d be a stay-at-home mother today, I’d have laughed…or maybe punched you. But here I am, doing the mommy gig with Martha, and Jeremy, my high-maintenance, high-energy five-year-old twins. I’ve got a 33-year old named hubby who makes more mess than my two children combined and who has an unhealthy obsession with computer parts, and pickin’ up other people’s trash from the side of the road.
A few pointless things about me: I love cinnamon buns, the colour orange and ladybugs. I hate mushrooms, seeing other people brush their teeth and centipedes that hang out in the shower with me. I’m a night owl, I love driving standard and I’m obsessed with having perfect eyebrows.